关于英语的脑经急转弯

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关于英语的脑经急转弯

篇1:英语脑经急转弯

1. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. 答案:The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.

2. What animal eats and drinks with its tail? 答案:All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.

3. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks? 答案:A river.

4. What kind of dog never bite? 答案:A hot dog.

5. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor? 答案:Because it can't sit down.

6. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man? 答案:It's nice not to see you again.

7. What wears a cap but has no head? 答案:A bottle.

8. What rises in the morning and waves all day? 答案:A flag.

9. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)? 答案:A night watchman with a college education.

10. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy? 答案:Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.

篇2:英语脑经急转弯

1. What is wind? 答案:Air in a hurry.

2. What comes after the letter “A”? 答案:All the other letters.

3. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T? 答案:Teapot.

4. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?答案:Short.

5. What person does every man take his hat off to? 答案:A barber.

6. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?Because he wants to go to high school.

7. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?Water.

8. What's the difference between a hill and a pill?A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.

9. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?Because he's dead.

10. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

篇3:英语的脑经急转弯

1. What is wind? 答案:Air in a hurry.

2. What comes after the letter “A”? 答案:All the other letters.

3. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T? 答案:Teapot.

4. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?答案:Short.

5. What person does every man take his hat off to? 答案:A barber.

6. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?

7. Because he wants to go to high school.

8. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?

9. Water.

10. What's the difference between a hill and a pill?

11. A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.

12. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?

13. Because he's dead.

14. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?

15. Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

16. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?

17. Nothing. Because I'm a woman.

18. What always travels on foot?

19. A shoe.

20. Where can happiness always be found?

21. In the dictionary.

22. What is higher without a head than with a head?

23. A pillow.(枕头)

24. Why don't you advertise for your lost dog?答案:He can't read.

25. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?

26. The outside.

27. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather? 答案:Cool!

28. What is never used until it's broken? 答案:An egg.

29. What's a skeleton?(骨架) 答案:It's a lot of bones without the person on them!

30. What is dark but made by light? 答案:A shadow.

31. What can you break with only one word? 答案:Silence.

篇4:关于英语的脑经急转弯

1. What has teeth but cannot eat? 答案:A comb.

2. What kind of man can raise things without lifting them? 答案:A farmer.

3. Why does time fly? 答案:To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.

4. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. 答案:The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.

5. What animal eats and drinks with its tail? 答案:All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.

6. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks? 答案:A river.

7. What kind of dog never bite? 答案:A hot dog.

8. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor? 答案:Because it can't sit down.

9. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man? 答案:It's nice not to see you again.

10. What wears a cap but has no head? 答案:A bottle.

11. What rises in the morning and waves all day? 答案:A flag.

12. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)? 答案:A night watchman with a college education.

13. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy? 答案:Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.

14. What is wind? 答案:Air in a hurry.

15. What comes after the letter “A”? 答案:All the other letters.

篇5:关于英语的脑经急转弯

1. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T? 答案:Teapot.

2. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?答案:Short.

3. What person does every man take his hat off to? 答案:A barber.

4. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?Because he wants to go to high school.

5. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?Water.

6. What's the difference between a hill and a pill?A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.

7. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?Because he's dead.

8. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

9. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?Nothing. Because I'm a woman.

10. What always travels on foot?A shoe.

11. Where can happiness always be found?In the dictionary.

12. What is higher without a head than with a head?A pillow.(枕头)

13. Why don't you advertise for your lost dog?答案:He can't read.

14. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?The outside.

15. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather? 答案:Cool!

篇6:脑经急转弯

1. 某个人到外国去了,可是,周围全是中国人,这是怎么回事?【 答案:在中国 】

2. 世界上最难的一道题是哪道题?【 答案:这道题 】

3. 老刘一个人睡觉,醒来为什么屁股上竟出现深深的牙印?【 答案:睡在自己的假牙上了 】

4. 一只蚂蚁从几百万米高的山峰落下来会怎么死?【 答案:饿死 】

5. 在一个寒冷冬日清晨,有一位西装革履的先生在河里拼命游水,你说这是为什么? 【 答案:不小心掉下去的 】

6. 为什么买一头牛只要一万元,而买三头牛却要五万元? 【 答案:三头牛当然比一头牛贵 】

7. 最坚固的锁怕什么? 【 答案:钥匙 】

8. 一个离过五十次婚的女人,应该怎么形容她? 【 答案:前“公”尽弃 】

9. 先有男人,还是先有女人? 【 答案:先有男人,因为男人是先生 】

10. 报纸上登的消息不一定百分之百是真的,但什么消息绝对假不了? 【 答案:报纸上的年,月,日 】

11. 家有家规,国有国规,那动物园里有啥规? 【 答案:有乌龟 】

12. 什么官不仅不领工资,还要自掏腰包? 【 答案:新郎官 】

13. 妻子:“糟糕,亲爱的,你送给我的钻石戒指,落到红茶里去了……” 结果,戒指又平安回到妻子的手上,而且一点也没有弄湿的痕迹。这难道是奇迹吗【 答案:因为是戒指掉到红茶的茶叶罐中了 】

14. 纸上写着某一份命令。但是,看懂此文字的人,却绝对不能宣读命令。那么,纸上写的是什么呢? 【 答案:纸上写着“不要念出此文” 】

15. 什么情况一山可容二虎? 【 答案:一公一母 】

16. 要想使梦成为现实,我们干的第一件事会是什么?【 答案:醒来 】

17. 哪一个月有二十八天? 【 答案:每个月都有案可天 】

18. 小王坐着对小李说:“我坐的这个地方,你永远也不可能坐的 到。”你知道小王坐在哪里吗?【 答案:小王坐在小李肩上 】

19. 为了怕身材走样,结婚以后坚持不生孩子的美女怎么称呼? 【 答案:绝代佳人 】

20. 熊为什么冬眠时会睡这么久?【 答案:因为没有人敢叫它起床 】

21. 法国人的笑声跟我们有什么不同? 【 答案:他们是用法语笑的 】

22. 人在什么情况下会七窍生烟?【 答案:火葬 】

23. 在一次考试中,一对同桌交了一模一样的考卷,但老师认为他们肯定没有做弊,这是为什么?【 答案:他们都交白卷 】

24. 书店买不到的书是什么书?【 答案:秘书 】

25. 为什么警察对闯红灯的汽车司机视而不见? 【 答案:汽车司机在步行。 】

篇7:经典脑经急转弯精选

两对父子去买帽子,为什么只买了三顶?

答案:三代人

舔也硬,不舔也硬,想舒服睡,先搓搓它(人身上的东西)

答案:牙齿

研研十四岁生日的晚上,庆祝宴上点了十五支蜡烛。那是为什么?

答案:那晚停电,有一只是照明蜡烛

一座大楼发生火灾,老陈逃到了楼顶后,无路可走,便逃到了隔壁的楼顶上,两楼只隔10公分,老陈却摔死了,为什么?

答案:两座楼一个30层,一个3层

教师给学生们布置写作文,题目是假如我是一位经理。绝大部分学生马上埋头写作,惟有一位男生操着手,靠在椅子上,无动于衷。老师问他为什么不写,他给了一个令其哭笑不得的回答。

答案:我在等秘书

你爸爸和你妈妈生了个儿子,他既不是你哥哥又不是你弟弟,他是谁?

答案:是你自己呀。

失恋的黄先生在一个月黑风高的晚上,走上街头,迎面过来飞车,他站在两个车灯中间,车子呼啸而过,人竟毫发无损,为什么?

答案:迎面而来的是两辆并排而行的摩托车

中国哪个地方的东西最不便宜?

答案:贵州

三更半夜回家才发现忘记带钥匙,家里又没有其他人在,这时你最大的愿望是什么?

答案:门忘锁了

小张把一个鸡蛋扔到一米以外的地方去,鸡蛋却没有破,为什么?

答案:鸡蛋还没有落地

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