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篇1:两人自我介绍英语对话
Todd: OK. Hello!
Steven: Hello, there!
Todd: How are you doing today?
Steven: Pretty good.
Todd: Could you please introduce yourself(介绍下你自己).
Steven: Yeah. My name is Steven. And I come from the North of England.
Todd: Oh, really! Where in the North of England?
Steven: A little village called Gawsworth.
Todd: Mm-hm. Is it a big place?
Steven: No, it's about 10,000 people I think.
Todd: Oh, really? Do you go back there often?
Steven: Not so often. The last time I went back was Christmas.
Todd: Oh, really! OK. Did you have a good time?
Steven: Yeah, it was very nice. I saw old friends and family and did the usual Christmas things.
Todd: What actually are the usual Christmas things?
Steven: Oh, I guess, uh, a lot of eating and a lot of drinking and a lot of laughing. Just general fun and games I guess.
Todd: How many of your family members still live in this town?
Steven: Well they don't actually....my mum and dad live in the town...um, my brother and sister actually live pretty close to this town, so my family is all in that general area.
Todd: Oh, OK. Great. Thanks a lot Steven.
篇2:两人自我介绍英语对话
A:ls this Yang Dong?
A:是杨东先生吗?
B:Yes,that's right.
B:是的。
A:Please allow me to introduce myself. my name is Yue Qun.
A:允许我向您作自我介绍,我叫岳群。
B:I'm glad to meet you,Mr.Yue.
B:很高兴认识你,岳先生。
A:l'II call you if you give me a name card.
A:给我一张名片吧,我会打电话给您。
B:l'm sorry, but I don't have any with me now.
B:真抱歉,我现在身上没带。
A:So could you please tell me your number?
A:这样啊,那就告诉我您的电话号码好了。
B:It's eight eight two five seven six nine zero.
B:88257690。
A:l'II call you tomorow.
A:明天我会打电话给您的。
B:OK. Look forward to your call.
B:好的,等候你的来电。
两人自我介绍英语对话技巧
问好
hello 和 hi用来问候他人。Hello可以用在正式和非正式场合。Hi 则比较非正式。hello 和 hi都可以用在一天当中的任何时候。
Hello. 你好。
Hi! 嗨!
介绍你的姓名
使用 I'm 和 My name is 告诉别人你的名字。
I'm Paul. 我是 Paul。
My name is Nancy. 我叫 Nancy。
询问和告诉别人姓名
询问某人姓名用疑问词what。
What's your name? 你叫什么名字?
有两种告诉别人你的名字的常用方法。你可以说 I'm + 你的名字。I'm 是 I am 的缩写。在对话中我们经常使用缩写。
I'm Joe. 我是乔。
你还可以用 My name is + 你的名字。这比 I'm 稍微正式一些。 My name is Ann. 我的名字是安。
与人初次见面
当你初次见到某人,你会说很高兴见到他们,他们会说 too 很高兴见到你们。too 意思是也。
A: Nice to meet you. 见到你很高兴。
B: Nice to meet you, too. 见到你我也很高兴。
告别 对话结束时用goodbye一词。Bye是goodbye的简短形式,更加非正式一些。 Goodbye. 再见。 Bye. 拜拜。
篇3:两人初次见面英语自我介绍
JAKE: Hi! My name is Jake. We haven't met before, have we? DEBBIE: No, we haven't! My name is Debbie.
JAKE: Nice to meet you, Debbie!
DEBBIE: Nice to meet you, too, Jake.
JAKE: Are you a new student?
DEBBIE: Yes, I am. What about you?
JAKE: Yeah, me too!
JAKE: What're you studying here?
DEBBIE: Journalism. I want to be a journalist. What about you?
JAKE: I'm doing law. But I'm thinking of doing business studies instead. DEBBIE: Do they allow you to change?
篇4:两人初次见面英语自我介绍
1.Welcome to China! Welcome to our city!
欢迎到中国来!欢迎到我们的城市来!
2.I hope you’re enjoying your stay here.
希望你在这里过得愉快。
3.How long have you been in China?
你在中国多长时间了?
4.Is this your first trip to China?
这是你第一次来中国吗?
5.Are you here on business or for pleasure?
你来这里是出差还是游玩?
6.There are many interesting places here. I’d like to show you around.
这儿有很多有趣的地方,我愿意带你去看一看。
7.Please let me know if you need any help.
如果需要帮助,请告诉我。
8.What’s your impression of China so far?
你对中国有印象如何?
9.Are you used to the life here? Does the weather agree with you?
你习惯这里的生活吗?你适应这里的气候吗?
10.How do you like Chinese food? Are you used to the food here? Does the food here agree with you?
你觉得中国菜如何?你习惯这里的食物吗?这里的食物合你口味吗?
篇5:自我介绍简单英语对话
自我介绍简单英语对话
A: Excuse me, are you Miss Green?
B: Yes.
A: I’m a new student in the school. My name’s John.
B: Nice to meet you, John.
A: It’s a pleasure to meet you, Miss Green.
Conversation 2
A: Simon, let me introduce you to Linda.
A: Linda, this is Simon.
B: How do you do? I’m pleased to meet you.
C: How do you do? I’m glad to meet you, too.
Conversation 3
A: How do you do? My name’s Jin Tao. Glad to meet you. B: How do you do? I’m Yang Li. Glad to meet you, too.
A: Let’s have a seat. Help yourself just like you are at home. B: What would you like to drink?
A: A cup of coffee, please.
篇6:两人简短英文搞笑对话
Leonard is preparing for his date, a little nervous.
伦纳德在为他的约会作准备,有些紧张。
Leonard: How do I look?
伦纳德:我看起来怎么样?
Sheldon: Could you be more specific?
谢尔登:你能更具体些吗?
Leonard: Can you tell Im perspiring a little?
伦纳德:你能看出我在冒汗吗?
Sheldon: No. The dark crescent-shaped patterns under your arms conceal it nicely.What time is your date?
伦纳德:不能。你腋下深色的新月状图案将其隐藏得很好。你几点约会?
Leonard: 6:30.
伦纳德:6点半。
Sheldon: Perfect. That gives you two hours and 15 minutes for that dense molecular cloud of aromas to dissipate.
谢尔登:太好了。那你还有2小时15分钟,让那片稠密的'人造纤维分子云消散。
Leonard: Is it too much?
伦纳德:汗很多吗?
Sheldon: Not if youre a rugby team.
谢尔登:如果你是橄榄球队员就不算多。
篇7:两人简短英文搞笑对话
男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?
女:Sure.
男:What is your father’s name?
女:Happy!
男:Then, What is your mother’s name?
女:Smile!
男:Are you joking?
女:No! That’s my sister! I am Kidding. By the way, are you a census staff?
男:Of course not.
女:Go ahead.
男:OK. Your name is Kidding. Kidding, Im going to start a
band. Will you join us?
女:Sure, Ben. Id love to be in a band
男:OK, good. Which instrument do you play? I heard that you
can play piano very well.
女:Piano? I dont play an instrument actually.
男:What are you good at?
女:I sing. I like music with great lyrics.
男: So do I. Who else do you think can join us?
女:Well, Dave is supposed to be a good one.
男:Really? What does he like?
女:He prefers quiet music.
男:Good. How about Harry? He plays the guitar, doesn’t he?
女:Yes, but Harry loves loud music such as disco .
男:Thats OK. I often go to disco with my friends.
女:You mean we can play both loud music and quiet music?
男:Why not?
女:What kind of music style do you prefer, Ben?
男:Oh, I like music that I can dance to.
But we have one problem with our band
女:what is it?
男:Im not a musician and I cant sing.
女:Are you joking?
男:No, that’s your sister’s name. Just now I was kidding.
女:Well, that makes sense!
篇8:两人简短英文搞笑对话
Son: Mum ,if someone broke your best. vase what would you do?
儿子:妈妈,如果有人打碎了你最好的花瓶,你会怎么办?
Mum: Id spank him and send him to bed without any supper!
妈妈:我要揍他,还不让他吃晚饭就去睡觉!
Son: Well,you d better get the slipper. Dads just broken it !
儿子:好了,你准备好拖鞋吧,爸爸刚把那只花瓶摔碎了。
篇9:两人简短英文搞笑对话
A Hi Bob, are you all right? You look quite disturbed to me.
B Well, Im all right I guess.its just that..
A Dont worry, you can tell me whats going on, maybe I can help you out.
B Well, I just broke up with my girlfriend.
A Really? Im sorry to hear that. So how come you broke up with her?
B You see, she wanted to stay with me all the time, but I have my own work.
A An, thats so sad to hear. May be she just hope you to company her.
B But Im really very busy.
A Ok.Maybe it is beneficial for you.
B What is you meaning?
A Do not worry! In fact, that girl don not understand you is not Suitable for you.After all, they are girls. They can not understand the world of boys.Comparing with them, boys can understand your world better. And they will not badger with you. So you will have your own time to Pay attention to those you love. So why not get aboyfriend.
B E….. That sounds great. Maybe you are right. Since that, why not we be together.
A yeh…. that is also my idea.
篇10:励志广播稿两人对话
音乐:夜未眠
这个城市的人们仿佛都集体患了夜游症,总是在夜里莫名地兴奋,到处是歌舞升平,人们四处乱窜,不到凌晨太阳快升起来时是不会罢休的。
我不知道你是否也是这样,感谢你,依然守候收听我们的节目,这里,城市心情。
我是今晚的NJ 。
你好吗?
我们的节目交流群:********* ********* ,今晚你有心情来吗?
节目版头
这两天一个人在家看了很多关于爱情的片子,突然想试着说说我心里关于爱情的样子。
很喜欢那样的相识,男孩和女孩初遇的时候惊为天人,以为对方就是自己的未来和唯一。
也很喜欢这样的相思,不管爱情怎样开始,为什么分别,但是一直在彼此的心底留着彩色的回忆,后来的人生里常常有细节唤起记忆,而心是涩涩的甜蜜。
很喜欢李宗盛在鬼迷心窍里
唱:春风再美也美不过你的笑,没见过你的人不会明了。
爱情就是一个人的事情,不但第三者无法了解,就连爱的对方也最多不过是有共鸣但是到底有多爱终究只有自己知道。
所以大可不必因为我爱你,你就理所当然的认为我应该改变自己适应你,如果我要改变是因为我愿意,同样我爱你也不是我强迫你改变自己的理由。
爱里的两个人应该是自由的,爱可能是自己的心里最柔软的温柔,最坚硬的责任,却不应该是对方的束缚。
爱可能会让自己不自由但是决不能成为剥夺对方自由的理由,因为爱是你自己的。
因为我爱你,所以我愿意为你挡风遮雨甚至希望你是我甜蜜的负担,并不代表你愿意安心的躲在我的怀里,所以我不会强迫你,但是我可以站在你的身后,如果你愿意你可以回头,离你最近(的距离等待你)一定是我迎接你的怀抱。
不要因为我爱你,你就有了压力,全盘接受我的付出不要心存不安,因为爱是一个人的事情,所有的付出是我自己愿意,同样我不会因为你爱我而改变自己,对你的付出我心安理得,因为你做的一切是你愿意。
很不喜欢那些借爱的名义强迫对方做什么人,常常听到说:A为B付出多少时间、花费多少金钱、做出多少牺牲,而B却无动于衷,以至A最终或黯然神伤或远走他乡甚至放弃生命。
爱大可不必这样。
接下来的音乐来自阿哲的两个人的森林。
在音乐声中,也欢迎你参与到我们的节目当中来,我们的节目交流群:********* *******,我是NJ
今晚我们来说说爱情的样子。
你心目中的爱情是什么样子的,你想过吗?
音乐:《两个人的森林》
如果相遇的两个人心里同时发生了爱情那是一种美丽,一个人的爱情也同样是美丽的。
不管是两个相遇的人同时感受的爱情还一个人单方面的都是美丽的,都是自己一个人的。
不论是厮守还是相思或甜蜜或苦痛,爱里的情绪或许和对方有共鸣但是终究只有自己知道。
爱情于不同人而言应该是不同颜色与感觉的吧。
有的人的爱情平淡却温暖,有的人的爱情热烈却起伏,有的人的爱情磕拌却长久,有的人的爱情一时美好却瞬间毁灭。
不想去刻意改变自身而让某个人爱上自己,无论内在亦是外在。
喜欢,就喜欢独一无二的自我。
不能谁把谁逃在模子里。
昨天努力做到你希望的样子,而今天或许就做不成你心中的天使。
我们都是普通人,一个俗人。
爱情起始时可能小心翼翼,怕弄伤了自己,或许会掂量彼此的付出,自然的,人的本性,都要保护自己。
可当爱情于自己而言已经坚定不移,甚至不自觉地改变了自己,出现如果,你的爱总是有条件。
窗口有风吹过,胸口开始发凉。
你会用你自以为曾经的经验对我,自称是怕我如何。
或许你并不知那一次次“小”打击,在某一点就可以将一个人抛离原点,不再期许。
开始怀疑,你爱的,到底是谁?是我?还是你改造后的我?只能将自己放在自己的爱情里过活。
灰心的两个人说要坚持,说要克服现实,各怀心事。
自己爱着,越来越深,却物理改变分手的结局,买了爱情的返程车票却没有日期,不懂你的期许。
自己做着自己的坚持。
希望扔到南极,人却站在北极。
从认识的第一天,彼此的联系就不曾停止,在你不断的支持里,开始相信以后的日子可以叫给你。
罕见的风刮过我的城市,彼此的联系有了一天的终止,就在这短暂的终止里,你把爱交给了历史,突然的可以让人静止。
你说我们是怎样的不合适,已经没必要再坚持,那当初何必开始?难道爱过后才知道是错误的坚持?忘着冰冷的文字,还有曾经牵过的手指,想说什么突然那样觉得是那样的难以启齿。
从相识开始,一点点找去,想去证明曾经有相爱的痕迹,想或许某个时刻我曾经是你的天使。
爱情究竟是什么样子,严厉是不是都还给天使。
你以为我的泪一文不值,犹如丢弃的废纸,却不曾知,这次的眼泪是第一次为一个男子。
依然画不出爱情的样子,模糊不清。
像个受伤的孩子,小心保护,却依然受伤至此。
玻璃娃娃般的爱情,需要橡胶做的心,碎了,心不会太疼。
如果谁知道爱情的样子,请轻轻扣响我的门,告诉我,一个迷路的孩子。
音乐:goodbye my love
环保广播稿(两人对话)【2】
音乐《开篇曲》
【甲】尊敬的老师、亲爱的同学
【乙】你们好!红领巾广播开始啦!
【甲】我是XXX。
【乙】我是XXX。
【甲】本期红领巾广播为大家准备了《校园芳草地》、《生活小百科》、《开心一刻》等栏目。
下面请听详细内容:
音乐《校园芳草地》
【甲】尊敬的各位老师、亲爱的同学们,你们好!
【乙】伴着三月的春风,本期的红领巾广播站又和大家见面啦!
【甲】今天,我们红领巾广播的主题是——《建设绿色环保校园》,愿我们的广播能给大家带来春天的气息,希望大家能够喜欢。
【乙】说起三月,我倒要考考你,你知道三月都有些什么节日吗?
【甲】这可难不倒我——三月三日是“全国爱耳日”,三月五日是“学雷锋日”,三月八日是“妇女节”,三月十二日是“植树节”,三月十四日是“国际警察日”,三月十五日是“国际消费者权益日”,三月十六日是“手拉手情系贫困小伙伴统一行动日”,三月十七日是“国医节”,三月十八日是“全国科技人才活动日”等等等等。
【乙】哇!三月份的节日真多啊!怪不得要称它为“缤纷三月”呢!
【甲】是啊!你可知道前天是植树节?
【乙】知道,每年的3月12日是植树节,就让我们来说说植树节吧。
【甲】3月12日是孙中山先生逝世纪念日。
中山先生生前十分重视林业建设。
他任临时大总统的中华民国南京政府成立不久,就在195月设立了农林部,下设山林司,主管全国林业行政事务。
1911月颁布了我国近代史上第一部《森林法》。
人们后将孙中山先生与世长辞之日定为我国植树节,正是为了缅怀孙中山先生的丰功伟绩,象征孙中山先生/生前/未能实现的遗愿/将在新中国实现/并且要实现得更好
【乙】原来植树节还有这样的意义啊。
【甲】其实,不仅我国有植树节,全年12个月,每月均有一些国家欢度植树节,下面我们将为大家介绍其他一些国家植树节。
【乙】约旦的植树节是1月15日;西班牙的植树节是2月1日;伊拉克的植树节是3月6日; 法国每年3月为法定的“植树月”,月末那天为“植树日”,全国绿化这一天进入高潮;朝鲜的植树节是4月6日;4月和10月为“植树月”; 澳大利亚的植树节是5月的.第一个星期五。
【甲】全世界都有植树节,看来保护绿色环境真的很重要。
让我们从小就做绿色的使者吧!
音乐《生活小百科》
【甲】“春日春风有时好,春日春风有时恶,不得春风花不开,花开又被风吹落。
”宋代王安石的这首诗,把早春的气候特点描绘得维妙维肖。
春天乍暖还寒,是气温变化幅度最大,冷 暖最不稳定且多风的季节。
春天的冷暖骤然变化,使人免疫与防御功能下降。
北风呼啸产生 的噪音不但对人中枢神经造成极不利的影响,而且大风导致气候干燥,使人口唇干裂、呼吸道抵抗力下降,这时细菌、病毒等致病微生物便会乘机肆虐,所以春天最易导致流感、腮腺炎以及水痘、风疹等病的发生与流行。
【乙】春暖花开,繁花似锦的多风天气,空气中飘浮着各种花粉颗粒、杨柳絮、尘埃、尘螨、真菌等,因此对过敏性体质之人最容易诱发变态反应,引起过敏性皮炎、过敏性鼻炎、哮喘等。
【甲】此外,春天还是鼻出血、流行性出血热、结核病、甲肝的高发季节,均应重视预防和治疗。
【乙】总之,春天气候多变,对人生理过程和心理过程影响较大,因此春季应特别重视顺应自然适应气候的变化。
要随时注意增减衣服,年老体弱多病的人不宜过早脱去冬衣,以免受寒;饮食宜清淡、营养、易消化,少吃油腻煎炸及辛辣刺激的食品;还应多参加室外活动,早睡早起,以适应春天生机勃发的特点,维护身心健康。
音乐《开心一刻》
【甲】一个聪明的孩子和一个笨孩子去考口试,老师问聪明的孩子;“谁发明了电灯”,“爱迪生”,“谁发现了雷”,“居里夫人”,谁发现了地球有引力“,”牛顿“,100分,聪明的孩子为了帮笨孩子把答案告诉了他,老师问;”你爸是谁“,”爱迪生“,”你妈是谁“,”居里夫人“,”谁告诉你的“,”牛顿".
【乙】一天乌龟在河里洗澡,癞蛤蟆在一旁看。
乌龟发现后说:你没见过俺这么美的么?你看你那俩眼珠子都快瞪出来了!
【甲】妹子!别逗我了,没看见哥看的都起一身鸡皮疙瘩么?
【乙】这次就说到这里,再见。
【甲】每一次相约,都倾注了我们殷切的期待。
【乙】每一次离别,都意味着下一次更精彩的回来。
【甲】希望我们的节目能给你带去一天的好心情。
节目最后请记住我们,我是本期播音员瑶。
【乙】我是本期播音员飞。
【齐】我们下次再会。
篇11:两人英语对话短文:简单说冰球
Hello, my dear friends! How are you doing today? Today, I drafted a short conversation about ice hockey. Let's start!
A: Hey, have you heard about that Beijing will hold Winter Olympic Games?
听说了北京要开冬奥会吗?
B: Sure, I watched CCTV news every day.
当然了我天天看新闻。
A: Ok, are you familiar with any ice sport?
那你熟悉冰上运动吗?
B: No, I am not interested with ice sports. They are so hard for me!
我不感兴趣,因为太难了!
A: Oh, I have two tickets for an ice hockey game this Saturday!
哦,我有两张这周六的一场冰球比赛票呢
B: I am going to watch it with you!
我和你一起去!
A: But you said…
但是你刚刚说
B: I was kidding! I am interested with watching a live game!
我是开玩笑的,我很想看一场现场比赛啊。
A: Yes, it is an exciting game to watch. It is played on the ice, and it is really fast and aggressive.
嗯,这肯定是个激动人心的比赛,冰上比赛,又快又狠
B: It is popular to play the ice hockey in the Canada, and I think Canada has the best hockey team in the world.
在加拿大很流行玩这个,我认为加拿大队是世界上最好的冰球队。
A:Yes, it is not very popular in China, I guess it is because of some requirements of training courses.
在中国不太流行,我猜可能是训练场地的一些要求。
B: I agree. In addition, you have to be a really good skater before you can play the ice hockey.
我同意,另外,在你玩冰球前,你还得是个滑冰好手。
A: How long is the game?
比赛多长时间?
B: The game usually takes about two and a half hours for a whole game. Actually it will be my first time to watch an ice hockey game. I may need to do some research on this sport to know the rules.
大概两个半小时,事实上那将是我第一次看冰球比赛。我可能先要查查这个运动好知道比赛规则。
A: Yes, I think so. After we understand the rule of this game, we may enjoy the game!
是的我也这么想,在咱们明白这个比赛的规则后,我们可以享受比赛。
B: You are right.
你是对的。
A: Thanks for giving me a ticket!
谢谢你给我这张票!
B: No problem.
别客气。
公众号:跟着豆子学口语
篇12:两人的对话搞笑段子精选
1.曾经有个人对我说没事,你尽管吃.把你喂胖了就没有人和我抢你了.你找不到下家就只能嫁给我了哈.于是后来我果然被他喂胖了.然后…然后他找到下家了……我…
2.今天上课时,女语文老师突然失声痛哭说她失恋了,结果有8个男同学站起来说爱她.
3.四岁的儿子做错事,被妈妈训斥后哭了很久,怎么都劝不住,妈妈没理他了。过一会竟然不哭了,妈妈生气地问他:“怎么不哭了?”儿子一句话让妈妈笑喷了:“我休息一会儿!”
4.【堪称史上最尴尬的网恋!】据说是一对G网上相恋了很久,一直不知道对方的样子,然后有一天相约视频,可是一看之后吓了一跳,原来两人是同宿舍的。
5.女儿发烧,我和老公带她去医院。医生说,打针好的快。女儿一听就哭,看着后面排队的病号,老公强行把她摁住。那位三十多的男医生赶紧扎针。萝莉一面回头看看她爸和医生,哭着说,“你们男人真是没一个好东西!”
6.昨晚在火车站等车,火车晚点。实在无聊,便和旁边的一哥们聊了起来。聊了一会,火车还是没有来。我说:“现在的火车也真是的,怎么老晚点?”这哥们沉思了一阵,然后极其担忧地对我说:“不会爆胎了吧?”
7.朋友买了条老粗的假金项链,天天戴着上班。有一次夜班回来,路过一偏僻的地方,忽然看到两小伙骑着摩托奔他而来!抢他的项链,连忙摘了扔进旁边草丛。俩劫匪跳下摩托就冲去找,然后朋友镇定的跨上摩托骑走了。劫匪一看项链傻了,一个问:哥,咋整?另一个狠了狠心说:妈的,报警!
8.普通青年出门看月亮,想找文艺青年的感觉,结果被冻成了二逼青年……
9.一哥们回族(大家都知道,回族不吃猪肉)一次吃饭忘了这事,点了份猪肉粉条,那哥们狼吞虎咽吃猪肉,我们惊呆了,那兄弟来了一句:“教规里写了,在危机生命时啥都可以吃。”我们说,也没危机生命啊?那哥们来了句,好久没吃快馋死了。。。
10.问:“微博最早是谁发明的?”答:“必须是腾讯!”——因为:别看QQ十多年来总是光着屁股,但围脖是一直系着的!
篇13:两人的对话搞笑段子精选
1.男导演晚上和老婆睡觉时,竟然说起了梦话!梦话中说道:亲爱的,我太爱你了,我会尽快跟老婆离婚!这时,男导演突然醒了,发现老婆正恶狠狠地盯着他。男导演马上重新闭上眼,继续装睡!男导演翻了个身,说:好,就用这样的语气,非常好,开拍!
2.上课时,老师问:“11伏、30伏、220伏、1000伏和3500伏的电压,哪个可以摸,哪个不可以摸?”学生:“都可以摸,但有的只可以摸一次。”
3.“我想去剪头发,可不知道选哪个师傅好些?” “选发型最差的那个!” “嗯?” “他的发型说明他至少不是技术最差的。”(@莱莺兒)
4.怎样把这句话翻译的高贵优雅有内涵“Hey,buddy! If you have something to say,then say! If you have nothing to say,then go!” 正确答案:“众爱卿,有事启奏,无事退朝”
5.手机如此多娇,引无数英雄竟折腰,惜索爱夏普,虚有其表。摩托罗拉,沉迷于刀。一代天骄,诺记帝国,只识换壳卖大钞。俱往矣,数风流人物,iphone最骚!
6.某地搞计划生育,有一位老太太为了不让儿媳妇上避孕环,就代替儿媳妇上,替到第四儿媳时大夫说:老太太你都上过了,再上就成奥迪了。
7.一老师说:裸婚时代的那句:我没车,没钱,没房,没钻戒,但我有一颗陪你到老的心。其不靠谱程度类似于:虽然我没看书,没上课,没复习,没做题,但我有一颗不挂科的心。对于爱情最大的误解,在于以为它是万能的。
8.妈妈给儿子讲故事:“有两个人,一男一女,他们天天并肩而行,却不能交谈一句,甚至扭头看对方一眼都是奢望。。。”孩子打断了妈妈的话,问道:”你说的是新闻联播那俩播音吧!”
9.突然想起一广告语,to be no.1。难道不是two B no.1的意思吗?
10.小学时候我认为世界上最晚的时间是九点半,上了中学发现竟然还有十点多,高中觉得十一点半不睡觉第二天会死,现在我会轻蔑的一撇嘴,才十二点多啊!
篇14:两人的对话搞笑段子精选
1.一男生问教练:“教练,我喜欢上了微博上一好友,但我不确定TA是不是女的。”“TA的头像是不是二次元的?”“是。”“TA微博上的性别是什么?”“女。”“放弃吧,骚年,那货百分百是基佬。”
2.晚上回家,听到巷子有哭声,靠近一看,原来是一衣衫不整的女子在哭。问怎么了,小姐答:“我被色狼侵犯了!”我:“没事吧?”小姐答:“他突然从背后抓住我的胸部,然后就把我放了……”我:“那还哭什麽呢?”小姐答:“因为。。。那色狼居然说“真倒楣,竟然抱到个男的”
3.有个人出门找茬,到处叫嚣,“谁敢惹我?” 结果一个壮汉一把拦住,“我敢”。 这人打量了一下,立马站到那壮汉身边,“谁敢惹咱俩!”
4.今天下决心开始减肥,对老公说:”我从明天开始晚饭只吃香蕉和菠萝!!”结果老公淡淡的回了一句:”大象也是吃这些长大的…”我…
5.三个老鼠分别品尝美国,日本,中国的美酒! 一只喝了美国酒之后,走三步倒了! 另一只喝了日本酒之后,走二步倒了! 最后一只喝了中国的二锅头之后,提了把菜刀大喊:“妈的!猫呢?”
6.朋友和他天然呆媳妇的事,他:媳妇,白俄罗斯的首都,是哪啊?她:乌克兰吧?他:好吧我告诉你啊,白俄罗斯首都,是白莫斯科;然后她信了……
7.提问:美国人尿急的时候会变成。。。 回答:姜国人!!!
8.今天准备拜访一新客户,打电话联系到对方问在哪儿,答:“在麦当劳。”我为了套近乎说了句客气话:“嘿,老哥儿吃什么好吃的呢,我都闻到香味了。”对方答:“正在卫生间排队呢!”
9.医生对将开刀的病人说: “这个手术有些风险,要是失败了,会造成你左半身麻痹。” 病人用手摸了摸命根子…… 医生:“你干嘛?” 病人:“我只是将它移到右边。”
10.晚上公司开庆功会。突然停电了,又不想停下来。于是买了一大捆蜡烛接着开。开到一半,老板好像想起什么,就问了一句:今天,有谁过生日吗?一同事以为有好处拿,赶紧举手:“老板,我过生日,我过生日!”老板说:“好,等一下咱们开完大会,你负责把所有蜡烛给吹灭!”
篇15:英语对话材料
Bob: Tom,I will delivery goods to A city tomorrow.
汤姆,我明天送货去A市。
Tom: How long does it take from here to the destination?
从这到目的地要多久?
Bob: It is about 3 days.
大概3天。
Tom: Oh,I see, is everything ready?
哦。我明白了,一切都准备好了吗?
Bob: Everything is all set.
一切就绪。
Tom: That is good,but just to be on the safe side,you go to check with the car and the goods again.
很好,可是为了安全起见,你还是去把车和货物再检查一遍。
Bob: I will check them again before setting out.
出发前我会再检查一遍的。
Tom: OK,take good care of yourself.
好,好好保重。
Bob: I will. And good night.
我会的,那晚安了。
Tom: Good night.
晚安。
篇16:英语对话材料
A:Good morning, sir. Have a seat please.
A:先生,早上好,请坐。
B:I would like to know the state of the residential property market right now because I have anapartment tosell.
B:我想明白目前住宅物业的市场情景,因为我想把我的住宅出售。
A:Sure, here is my business card. I'm James Wilson. Let me explain to you how things are. Inrecent months, the demand for residential properties has bee extremely high. The price ofresidenticd propetly has risenalmost twenty percent.
B:没问题,这是我的名片。我叫詹姆士·威尔逊。让我向你解释一下住宅物业的市场情景。最近几个月住宅物业需求十分大。房屋价格上涨了将近20%。
B:Really? Since I have to go back to England within the next few months, I would like to sell myapartment as soon as possible.
B:真的?因为我几个月内就得回到英国了,所以我想尽快卖出我的房子。
A:Don't worry, sir. I think it's a seller's market right now. Let me get down some informationabout your apartment first. what is your property's address?
A:先生,不用担心,依我看此刻是卖方市场。让我先记录一些关于你的房子的资料吧。请问你的房子在哪里?
B:Flat C. 15F, Tong House, Tai Koo Shing.
B:在太古城唐厦十五楼F座C室。
A:What is the square footage of your property? How many bedrooms and living rooms?
A:你的房子面积有多大?有几间卧室和客厅?
B:Its gross area is approximately nine hundred square feet. There's one living room, onedining room, one master bedroom and two other bedrooms.
B:建筑面积约九百平方英尺。有一个客房、一个饭厅、一间主卧室和两间客卧。
A:What is the orientation and view?
A:你的房子的朝向及观景怎样样?
B:It faces south with a hillside view.
B:南向,应对山景的。
A:The market price for Tong House is around five thousand Hong Kong dollars per square foot,but it also depends on the internal layout and condition of the house.
A:唐厦的市场售价每平方英尺约五千港币,可是要视房子的内部布局及装修条件而定.
B:I would like to ask for four point five million Hong Kong dollars.
B:我期望定价为港币四百五十万元。
A:May I have your name and contact number, Sir?
A:先生,可否告知我你的名字及联系电话?
B:Johnson, and my contact number is 28765432. May office number is 21234567.
B:我叫约翰逊,我的联系电话是28765432,办公电话是21234567。
A:Thank you, Mr. Johnson. May I ask you one more question? When will your property beeavailable?
A:多谢你,约翰逊先生。我能够再问你一个问题吗?请问你的房子何时能够变付?
B:In about one month.
B:大约一个月之后。
A:Also, Mr. Johnson, I would like to remind you my pany will charge a missionequivalent to one percent of the transaction price in the event of a successful selling of theproperty through our introduction.
A:还有,约翰逊先生,我想提醒你,如果我们为你成功介绍了买家,本公司将向你收取成交价的百分之一作为佣金。
B:No problem.
B:没有问题。
A:Thank you very much. I will introduce your properly to our clients. When they want to seeyour property, Iwill give you a call.
A:十分感激,我会把你的房产介绍给我公司的客户。如果客户想看楼,我会通知你的。
B:Thank you.
B:多谢。
篇17:英语对话材料
A:I think this spring is a good time for us to start looking.
A:今年春天开始找房子是不错的时机。
B:We should plan to move out of here before July. I'm tired of living in apartments.
B:我们应当计划在七月前搬走。我已经厌倦住公寓了。
A:I know, dear. I am too. But we've just been too busy to look for a house.
A:亲爱的,我明白,我也是。可是我们一向忙得没时光去找房子。
B:We need to find a good realtor.
B:我们需要找个好的房地产经纪人。
A:Not necessary. If we use a realtor to find a house, it will be more expensive.
A:不需要。如果我们委托经纪人找房子,会比较贵。
B:What do you mean?
B:怎样说呢?
A:Realtors always get a mission. If the realtor helps us find something, we have to pay him.
A:房地产经纪人都要抽佣金的。如果经纪人帮我们找到房子,我们就要付他钱。
B:But doesn't a realtor help with the contract? I thought they take care of all the legal troubles.
B:可是经纪人也会帮忙处理合约的事啊?我想他们应当会留意法律的问题。
A:Yes, that's often true. But you have to pay them.
A:是的,通常是如此,可是你要付他们钱。
B:I still think we should have a realtor. We're new in this country. We don't know all the laws of buying a house. And also, the realtor will inspect the house. He can tell us if the house has any problems.
B:我还是认为应当要找个经纪人。我们才刚来这个国家,不明白买房子的所有法律条款。并且经纪入还会检查房子。他能够告诉我们房子有没有问题。
A:Of course we need a house inspector. But we can hire an inspector on our own. As for the legal problems, Ihave friends. They can help us.
A:当然我们需要房子检查员。可是我们能够自我请检查员就好。至于法律问题,我有朋友,他们能够帮忙。
B:So how can we find a house if we don't have a realtor?
B:如果不找经纪人,那我们要怎样找到房子呢?
A:It takes a little more time. We have to check the ads in the paper. Probably also there are special real estate magazines with ads. Then we have to drive to the homes and look at them.
A:要花多一点时光。我们必须看看报纸上的广告。或许专门的房地产杂志上也有广告。然后我们必须开车去看房子。
B:And doesn't the person selling the house have a realtor?
B:那么卖房子的人不会找经纪人吗?
A:Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't. It's best to find someone who is selling by themselves.
A:有时会,有时不会。最好是找自我卖房子的人。
B:Why?
B:为什么?
A:That is because if the seller has a realtor, their price will be higher. He will have to pay a mission to the realtor.
A:因为如果卖主找经纪人,房价就会比较高。他必须付经纪人佣金。
B:Hmm. It all sounds very plicated.
B:嗯,听起来挺复杂的。
A:It is. But buying a house is very important. So it takes time. That's why we haven't done it yet. It's very troublesome.
A:是啊。可是买房子很重要,所以要花时光。那就是为什么我们还没开始的原因,很麻烦的。
B:I want to look in the papers today. Maybe we can see something we like.
B:我今日要看看报纸,或许能够找到喜欢的。
A:All right. I'll buy a newspaper when I go to the drugstore.
A:好,我去药店的时候会买份报纸的。
篇18:英语对话材料
西海岸旅行英语口语材料
Robin:Oh,hi Julie. Finally back from your vacation,I see.
Julie:What do you mean,“finally”?I feel like I've only been gone for two days instead of two weeks.
Robin:Well,you know what they say—“Time flies when you're having fun. ” You did have fun,didn't you?
Julie:Oh,it was marvelous. B. C. is so beautiful. And it was so nice to get away from this cold,miserable weather.
And those mountain views—they were absolutely breath taking.
Robin:How was Vancouver?
Julie:Busy. So much to see and do there. I hadn't realized how much I missed big-city life after being stuck out here in the boonies for so long(laughs)。
Robin:So what all did you do?
Julie:Oh,we went to Stanley Park and the aquarium,up Grouse Mountain,and to museums and galleries. All the usual touristy things.
Robin:Did you get over to the island? It's only two hours away by ferry,isn't it?
Julie:Yes,it was funny how on the ride over everyone stayed out on deck to enjoy the view,but on the way back,wejust sat inside like seasoned travellers and read magazines!
Robin:Victoria is a city I've always wanted to visit. They say it's such a quiet and elegant city with a lot of British influence.
Julie:We liked Victoria so much that we stayed in a day longer than we'd planned. I did like the custom of afternoon tea. It was a nice break from sightseeing too.
Robin:Oh,well,one of these days I'll get there myself. In the meantime,I better get back to work. Maybe we can get together sometime and you can tell me more about it.
Julie:Sure,and I'll show you my pictures once I get them developed.
Robin:Great. See you later.
Julie:Bye.
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