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篇1：英语笑话
A bar owner locked up his place at 2 a. m. and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang.“ What time do you open up in the morning ?” he heard an obviously inebriated man inquire.
在凌晨两点，酒吧店主锁了店门，回家睡觉。他刚躺下几分钟，这时电话响了。“你早上几点营业?”他听到一位明显已醉醺醺的男子的声音。
The owner was so furious, he slammed down the receiver and went back to bed. A few minutes later there was another call and he heard the same voice ask the same question. “Listen,” the owner shouted ,“there's no sense in asking me what time I open because I wouldn't let a person in your condition in-”
店主非常气愤，砰地一声挂上电话又上床去睡。几分钟后又有一个电话，他听到还是那个声音问同样的问题。“听着，”店主嚷道，“不要问我什么时候营业，因为我不会让你这种人进----”
“I don't want to get in,” the caller interjected. “I want to get out“
我不是想进来，”那人打断他的话，“我要出去。”
【注释】
(1) obviously adv.明显的
(2) inebriated adj.酒醉的
(3) slam v.砰然放下
(4) interject v.突然插话
篇2：经典英语笑话
英语笑话：俺还未偷汉子
同学是某偏远地区的，英语发音一直不标准，老师英文也是发不准，所以学生更是一口地道的土腔英语。
话说同学的妹妹刚上初一，学英语的积极性狂高，每天早晨天不亮就开始朗读单词，这天像往常一样，继续拼命的读，他爹就蹲在窗户底下抽烟袋。小妹妹念“hands(音:汉子),hands”，“two hands(偷汉子)。他爹听完就止不住的皱眉，一大早就听见闺女要偷汉子，心想怪不得听说外国人开放， 书上都这么写。小妹妹继续读“hands，hands，two hands(偷汉子)”。
最后一句，差点没把老汉气歪过去，小妹妹高声朗读“俺还未偷汉子”(i have two hands)。
英语笑话：孩子的命名学
有一天,一个印地安小孩问他爸爸说:”dad,我的名字怎么来的?“父亲
回答说:”我们族人命名都是以小孩子刚出生时,父亲看到的第一见事物来命名的“像你哥哥,他刚出生时,我一出门就见到了青山,所以他叫Blue-mountain像你姊姊,她刚出生时,我一出门就见到鸟在飞,所以他叫Bird-flying.这就是我们族人命名的方式.
父亲顿了一下,然後回过头说:”对了,Dog-__ng,你刚刚问我什么问题?“
英语笑话：These Are My Jeans
After going on a diet，a woman felt really good about herself----especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago.
“Look，look.” she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband.“I can wear my old jeans again.”
Her husband looked at her for a long time，when said，“Honey，I love you，but these are my jeans.”
那是我的裤子!
一个妇女在减肥一段时间后自我感觉特别好——特别是当她又能穿上很早以前就穿不上的牛仔裤时。她跑下楼冲她丈夫喊道：“快看，快看。我又能穿上以前的裤子了。”她丈夫看了她好一会儿，然后说：“亲爱的，我爱你。但那是我的裤子。”
英语笑话：All I do is pay
”My family is just like a nation,“ Mr. Brown told his colleague. ”My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my daughter is foreign secretary.“
”Sounds interesting, “ his colleague replied. ”And what is your position?“
”I'm the people. All I do is pay.“
我要做的一切就是付钱
布朗先生告诉同事说：“我的家简直就象一个国家一样。我妻子
是财政部长。我岳母是作战部长，我女儿是外交秘书。”
“听上去挺有意思的，”他的同事说，“那你的职务是什么呢?”
“我就是老百姓。我要做的一切就是付钱。”
篇3：英语笑话
To prevent our dog, Lacy, from pestering visitors to our house, my mother often massaged her as she lounged beneath the kitchen table, her favorite resting spot. One day a contractor came over to talk about a home-improvement project.
为避免我们的狗，莱希，纠缠来访的客人，我母亲常在爱犬喜欢呆的地方，即餐桌下面，摩昵它。一天，一个建筑商来谈居室装潢工程。
As he and my mother sat across the table discussing the renovations, my mother slipped off her shoes and mindlessly soothed Lacy with her feet.
在这人和我母亲坐在餐桌边谈居室的修茸时，我母亲滑脱了她的鞋子，开始不经意地用脚摩蹭起莱希来。
My mother had been talking for about a half-hour when to her great embarrassment she heard Lacy bark outside the front door.
谈话进行了半个小时的时候，我母亲突然感到很不好意思起来，因为这时她听到了莱希在前门外的犬吠声。
【注释】
(1) prevent (from)v.避免;阻止
(2) pester v.使苦恼;困扰
(3) massage v.按摩;揉捏
(4) lounge v.懒洋洋地坐着或站着
(5) contractor n.承包商
(6) improvement n.改进;改善
(7) renovation n.修复;修理
(8) slip off滑脱;掉
(9) mindlessly adv.不注意地
篇4：英语笑话
父亲在哪
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
”Look,“ said the elder brother. ”How nice these paintings are!“
”Yes,“ said the younger, ”but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?“
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, ”Obviously he was painting the pictures.“兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。
“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀!”
“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢?”
哥哥想了一会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”
两个猎人
Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing.
The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help.
The operator said calmly:”First, you should make sure that he is already dead.“
Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:”What should I do next?“
两个猎人进森林里打猎，其中一个猎人不慎跌倒，两眼翻白，似已停止呼吸。
另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话。
接线员沉着地说：“第一步，要先确定你的朋友已经死亡。”于是，接线员在电话里听到一声枪响，然后听到那猎人接着问：“第二步怎办?”
不是我的错
It's not my fault
Mother (reprimanding训斥，谴责 her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.
Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.不是我的错
妈妈(正教训她的女儿)：你不该拽猫的尾巴。
女儿：妈，我只是握着猫尾巴，它自己在拽。
篇5：笑话英语作文
我教老师I Taught the Teacher
Mother asked her little boy:”Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?“
”Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three.“
母亲问她年幼的儿子：“宝贝，今天老师教了你些什么?”
“儿子骄傲地说：什么都没教，妈妈。她反倒问我一加二等于几，我告诉她等于三。”
篇6：笑话英语作文
急诊Help! Doctor
”Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!“
”Ok, I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes.“
”Good, but...what am I supposed to do in the meantime?“
”Just use another pen!"
“医生，救命!请您快点儿到，我十岁的儿子刚刚吞掉了一支钢笔!”
“好，我十几分钟就到，”
“好的，那……这十几分钟我应该做什么呢?”
“换支笔用!”
篇7：笑话英语作文
谁在打架? Who was fighting?
Who was fighting?
谁在打架?
Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?
Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.
Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?
Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.
妈妈：弗雷迪，你的脸为什么那么红?
弗雷迪：我刚才在大街上跑，为的是阻止一次打架。
妈妈：你做的'对，谁和谁在打架。
雷迪：我和杰克·史密斯。
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